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The meaning of Greasys.com
The word greasy is an adjective, that means that what it is describing has an oily film. Things that are naturally greasy include hamburger patties because they sweat juices with a high fat content, French fries because they are dipped in hot oil, and milkshakes because they are high in fat content. Greasy foods are considered to be unhealthy, but ironically, it is the grease in them that makes them so tasty. Other things that are associated with being greasy, are steel mechanical parts that use grease to minimize the friction produced in their operation in order to speed them up (less resistance), make them more efficient (less energy required to operate), and more durable (less wear and tear). These include cars, boats, aircraft, motorcycles, bicycles, power tools, heavy equipment, and industrial machinery. Grease is also used with steel for other reasons, such as repelling water in places where there is steel (like propeller shafts and pumps), and preventing the formation of rust, which can destroy steel and render machinery unusable. For instance, oiling guns is a critical part of their maintenance.
The word Greasy’s converts the adjective greasy into a noun. Meaning that the principal in the business, or the business entity itself is characterized by being greasy. As might be a hamburger cook, or a mechanic. It implies that there is a wealth of practice with the grease. For instance we would not be nicknamed Greasy for having cooked a single hamburger, we would get the nickname because that is what we did, from dusk to dawn, and we were habitually covered in grease because of it. The meaning of Greasy as a noun (nickname), says four things:
- We are great at what we do with experience and reputation.
- Our work is inherently greasy.
- We are proud of our greasy acclaim, so we put it in our name.
- Grease makes our product better.
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The appeal of Greasys.com
The name Greasy’s is very short with only 7 characters and 2 syllables. And with the rounded rolling letters G-r-e-a-s-s, it is friendly. It also has an informal and very playful quality about it, like something fun and casual will be found at the business named Greasys
The word grease is often thought of as a negative in health. Kentucky Fried Chicken rebranded to KFC in order to remove the word Fried, which they felt would reduce sales due to changing consumer preferences towards more healthy foods. After the documentary Super Size Me in 2004, many of the major fast food chains implemented healthy menus so people had a choice, which is a great idea for many reasons (broader target, prevents lost sales when groups have one or more overly health-conscious people, reduced liability of knowledge of a health hazard). If the big kids on the block are turning away from the association with grease, how could Greasys possibly be a great name?
The answer is not so simple and involves several core consumer preferences that are never brought up due to mass media’s focus on health concerns.
- Greasy foods are very tasty and uniquely so: Fat is a carrier for smells and flavors in spices that we love so much, it also adds creaminess and softness, which add to the appeal of chewing and swallowing food. And additionally, according to a recent study conducted by Purdue University, Running C., Craig B., Mattes R., 2015, ‘Oleogustus: The Unique Taste of Fat’, ‘Chemical Senses’, Volume 40 (Issue 7) :507-516, our taste buds not only are capable of enjoying the flavors of sweet, salty, sour, and bitter, but are also capable of tasting fats in foods. The implication of this finding could relate to why we love foods with fat, like juicy, real meat burgers, french fries and milk shakes. Tasting them is a basic function of our taste buds. So to speak, we love them by our very design. And perhaps that is why food without fat is so unpalatable.
- Grease is natural and inevitable: Muscle in the bodies of animals, one of our primary foods of choice as omnivores contains fats. People say “I only eat organic” meaning it is healthy, however meat is organic and has a lot of grease. It is literally inescapable.
- Scientifically, grease in food is not categorically bad: New scientific studies are showing that cholesterol absorption from food is not directly related to the cholesterol present in the food, and has more to do with interactions with other nutrients. Eggs and cheese, for instance, which were previously considered unhealthy due to their cholesterol content, have now been shown to not be nearly as unhealthy as they were once thought to be. This is the direction nutrition is heading towards now. Soliman, G 2008, ‘Dietary Cholesterol and the Lack of Evidence in Cardiovascular Disease’, ‘Nutrients’ 10(6):780. There are many such scientific journal articles. Also, It is a scientific reality, that a diet without meat is lacking essential nutrients, and must be supplemented with vitamin B-12 if it is to be sustained. The entirety of health benefits that come from eating meats is not known, however, it is clear they are part of a balanced, healthy diet, even with their natural greasy nature. We are NOT saying that fatty foods are healthy and should be eaten as much as possible. Just that they contain nutrients that are, and always have been, a part of a balanced diet, and science is saying that many of them were unfairly deemed unhealthy in the past.
- Marketing restaurants is about salivation: In restaurant marketing, there is a saying that you sell the sizzle. Meaning that you market message should focus on what makes the meal most appetizing. And what sizzles, is precisely the greasy aspect of the meat. The litmus test of whether a name is good from this perspective, is to look at the Greasys logo, and think of the types of meals you can expect from the name. Will it be dry or juicy? Will it be cold or hot? Will it be unsavory or tasty? If your mouth starts watering and you start feeling excited about eating them, the name is fantastic. We feel that Greasys passes this test with flying colors.
- Taste trumps Health in a big way: An overwhelming majority of consumers are more interested in enjoying a tasty meal, than maximizing the health benefit of the meal. Although there is no scientific documentation that we can offer to validate this opinion, we can look at the marketing that is taking place and the companies that are thriving. Any company that presents healthy food seems to not do very well (with some exceptions), many restaurants have marketed healthy food, and closed due to lack of sales. It is not appealing. Conversely, we find that ice cream shops and fast food are extremely resilient to the economy. You may ask, Why? And there are several reasons for it, but the main one, which is relevant to our discussion, is that most people know it is unhealthy, but love it and will have it anyway. It seems that people say in surveys that they want to eat healthier, but when they go out they do not order the healthy items on the menu.
- The brightest color doesn't always get attention: If everyone is bright yellow, and you are deep blue, you become the focal point. In any kind of marketing, trying to compete while doing what others are doing (“me too” approach) is seldom a good idea. For instance, with everyone else focusing on intangibles of their reputation and fear of complaints from health conscious consumers, as the fast food industry seems to be now, a company that has a brashness to it, that is bold and does not adhere to industry standards, will stand out from among the pack and become very prominently visible. That is a highly desirable marketing effect. Greasys does exactly that. “Yep, it’s greasy. So what? This is how we love it.” Is a message with loads of character and that will resonate with a lot of people, giving it an extremely powerful marketing appeal.
- In marketing, new companies should not follow big ones: The decisions that benefit companies that have a very large market share, are often diametrically opposed to the decisions that benefit smaller companies. For instance, a company that has 50% of a market, is facing a loss of 10% of their sales if consumer preferences within that 10% change unfavorably due to health concerns, and find themselves forced to address the concern to reduce the loss of sales. However a new company with 0% market share, can promote a product that does not address the issue of the health concern, but instead focuses on the core of the market, and make enormous inroads into the other 90% of the major player’s market share.
Burger King focuses their marketing on the Impossible Burger.
According to Forbes, in an article in 2019, the plant based food industry is $4.5 Billion per year, and is growing over 11% per year. Sounds big and important, right? Except that figure includes supermarket sales of plant based foods, and the market of fast food alone is almost $600 Billion per year and the supermarket food sales industry is in excess of $13 Trillion per year. If these numbers are accurate, plant food substitutes represents 0.03% of the market. So why would a leading and obviously competent company like Burger King, go after the small market?
Reasonable speculation leads us to believe that they are likely tapped out in market share, and further marketing efforts continue to not produce growth because of it. Their marketing strategy may be focused on finding untapped markets that are aligned with their core competencies, and they can push into, to obtain the elusive growth they seek. They are probably confident in the taste of their veggie patties and feel they can be revolutionary and change things in the future. The veggie product industry is small, but growing almost 3 times as fast as the fast food industry as a whole, and they probably feel it could become very significant if the trends hold. They probably feel better and safer from complaints, selling food products that they believe are healthier for their customers, and will give them the leadership credibility of being the first major player in that market. So they push with the new product with enthusiasm and high hopes.
There is a possibility that this bold and potentially visionary strategy is leaving Burger King exposed to competitors who focus on the core of the market. Those who want a real meat, juicy burger.
The brand promise of Greasys is that you will love the food, primarily because it is made for taste, not health. It is what will be understood from the name. And it is in line with consumer preferences per what we have seen demonstrated in market behavior. However, for this exceptional marketing power to materialize, the product must actually live up to this brand promise. Meaning, the burgers must be juicy, easy to bite into and a pleasing consistency when chewing them, hot when served, and flavorful in a great way. And the other greasy foods must be equally awesome. For instance, crisp and nicely seasoned fries with a variety of delectable sauces to dip, and amazing shakes. When the quality lives up to the brand promise, everything comes together, and the marketing power of Greasys would likely shine, explosively.
Social responsibility and a positive outlook, are a must in business. It is important that Greasys have both a Greasy and Less Greasy menus, because it could be argued that it is not right to force people to take a decision that is less healthy because there is no option. But it is also important to be inclusive and offer meals for people with preferences that are trending, like vegan or vegetarian diets. Just because we love juicy burgers doesn’t mean we need to hate those who don’t, right? They are welcome and should feel it. The second menu should also be core competency related. Items like pan seared chicken burgers, fish burgers, salads, fruit bowls, dried fruit chips, and others, that could serve as a healthier meal, or complement a burger as a side that can improve the balance of the meal. Also, menus must have a disclaimer regarding the nutritional content of foods, with calories, cholesterol, saturated fats, trans fats, allergy warnings, etc. Prominently displayed in the menus, along with a clear statement that it important to have a balanced diet, per dietary guidelines. We are not legal consultants, and we advise our customers get advice from qualified legal counsel as part of their due diligence prior to purchasing a domain and prior to communicating to market. It is a part of operating any business.
@Greasys.com email addresses are also appealing in an extremely wide range from very casual to formal, while retaining professionalism and great credibility:
The main application of Greasys is of course, a chain of diners, or fast food restaurants, or BBQ restaurants, or airport concessions or a catering service, or a line of pre-cooked and well-seasoned frozen foods available at supermarkets. But it could also make a great name in other uses of the word greasy. For instance, it would make a great name for a business that provides mechanic repair and / or maintenance service for cars, aircraft, heavy equipment, industrial machinery, bicycles, motorcycles, or marine engines, or even a subscription service that oils customer’s guns on a predetermined schedule.
All together, Greasys.com is an extremely professional domain, that is very memorable, creative, exciting, and enticing, and offers instant credibility in awesome and greasy products.
Other .com domains that have recently sold, substantiate the extraordinary value of Greasys.com at $5,200. For instance, a domain of the same length like Majoris.com sold 4 months ago, for $130,000, GoBet.com sold a little over 2 years ago, for $850,000, DeepResearch.com sold 3 months ago, for $25,000, and BitcoinPoker.com sold a little over 3 years ago, for $65,000.
Reasonable yearly sales expectations in some applications of Greasys.com, could be in excess of $40 Million per year, and if the marketing power of the name could increase that, even if it was only 10%, by creating the marketing synergies that could attract the additional potential customers, and assuming a gross margin of 40%, Greasys.com could be be purchased for $1.6 Million and pay for itself within one year. All other benefits of fun, pride, differentiation, superior brand loyalty, market protection, higher memorability, and cohesiveness, in their aspects that did not directly relate to the growth in sales, would be entirely free.
We know that we could demand a higher price for Greasys.com and get it, especially considering the preliminary marketing and research that has gone into Greasys.com, and the fact that it is aged over 21 years, and comes bundled with 2 additional domains to help secure your online brand, and marketing appropriate artwork. But our desire is also to help businesses get off the ground with great names that add value to their overall marketing strategy, not merely maximize our potential profit holding the names until we find the buyer whose circumstances would justify the highest price possible. However, it is good to understand that from this perspective, our price of $5,200 is 100% off of the $1.6 Million it could be worth, and an incredible value.
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Bonuses included with Greasys.com
In addition to Greasys.com, you get Greasys.net, and Greasys.org at no additional charge.
Greasys.com was originally registered on the 16th of July, 2002. It is 21 years, 2 months, and 11 days old.
Brand Bundle items:*BUNDLE
- Release of Greasys.com, Greasys.net, and Greasys.org ownership to buyer.
- Purchase Protection Warranty. If you do not receive the domain, you pay nothing.
- Logo in .eps format (Scalable Vector).
- Website logo icon set in a variety of sizes in .png format.
- Square and horizontal logo images (without slogan) in high resolution with .png format over clear, light, dark, and color backgrounds.
- Business card template image.
- List of the brand colors used in both RGB (digital displays) and CMYK (printing).
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At MaxBranded we do not put much weight on existing traffic, because it can often be counterproductive. A previous use of the name would likely have been with a different application, and when visitors arrive expecting a solution related to the previous application and don't find it, they quickly leave the site. This bounce metric can give search engines the impression that your content is not good and harm your rankings. Some backlinks are also not good because they can be associated with spamming tactics and having them can also hurt your search rankings. Buying a name with 10,000 backlinks can actually be a challenge and a time-consuming chore for SEO purposes. We feel that in the vast majority of instances, it is best to start your backlinking strategy for your new application for your domain name, from scratch.
But overall, having people see your new site is a good thing, and if there is a lot of traffic, and the visitors are indeed interested in your new site, it could be fantastic, but that is certainly not a reasonable expectation of a domain at any age, it is mostly unrelated to the backlink count, which is a standard metric for the value of traffic in the domain industry, and is extremely difficult to assess for several reasons like:
What needs to be assessed Value of traffic has a lot to do with the demographics and preferences of the actual visitors related to the new application of the domain, and that information we cannot possibly know, since it has to do with a possible future application of the name, and is often expensive and time consuming to obtain because it is not readily available.
Link quality The value of each link also has to do with the credibility and prominence of the site at which the link originates, and the relative exclusivity of the backlink at the page in the source. A site with 3 good backlinks could be a great purchase, but even those might be unrelated (causing SEO issues), and are unreliable at best, because they will likely be lost once the source realizes the link destination has changed.
Backlinks often do not bring traffic or add credibility Backlink count on its own can be very misleading, as many old SEO tactics involved high volumes of garbage links, and even good SEO tactics that are relevant today create backlinks whose benefit can often be lost over time. A domain with 10,000 backlinks could have well over 9,000 of them offering zero value.
But when a domain, like Greasys.com, has been registered for over 21 years and has not been used in a manner that would get it banned, search engines will tend to rank the domain higher because it is less likely to be a problematic site.
The Brand Bundle price for Greasys.com is $5,200, and is payable to MaxBranded via Escrow.com. It is our compensation for releasing the ownership of the domain, and delivering the available above mentioned bonuses.
As a rule of thumb, our price is much lower than what we feel the monthly marketing budget should be for a venture, so theoretically, the business venture using Greasys.com, will be spending no less than $5,200 every month in its advertising campaigns. With that in mind, over the first 5 years, the price of the Brand Bundle is less than 1.7% of the marketing budget, which is nothing in comparison to the benefits it is expected to bring. The reason our pricing is so far below what we feel is attainable, is because our mission is to help new business ventures succeed in today's challenging market conditions. Discounts will not be considered unless there is a reasonable and fair cause to take the time to consider a discount.
Assessing return on investment is the responsibility of the entrepreneur / investor. If you agree that the return for the price of Greasys.com will be great, then there is no valid price objection.
Making financial arrangements to cover business expenses and cashflows is another important job of every entrepreneur. If any of our Brand Bundles is truly unaffordable to any entity, then the chances that entity will be successful using the Brand Bundle are minimal, simply because the entity lacks the financial resources to launch successfully. They will struggle to afford employees, essential services, inventories, R&D, startup costs, overhead up to the breakeven point, and the myriad of unexpected expenses that are sure to arise in the course of business. From our perspective, with our high value proposition, there can be no valid affordability objection.
There is a phenomenon that challenges data. It is the opposite of Murphy's Law, and could be expressed as "If the business can be successful, it will be." And it relates to the drive of the entrepreneur. It is a severely underrated marketing influence. The passion to bring something new into the world, the strength of courage, facing competition, and uncertainty, while carrying the weight of responsiblity for employees and the effects of the business in the community. It is sheer will power, and it is fueled by belief. if you, as an entrepreneur, feel that Greasys.com is the right name for your business, and you know it down to the core of your bones, you just know…
*BUNDLE Bundle item graphic alterations of color and/or size are included at no additional charge, but not major custom alterations.
*G The Performance Guarantee is limited to money actually received by MaxBranded for Greasys.com, and is offered only to support a legitimate effort to launch a business, while responsibly using Greasys.com. Learn more about the terms of the Performance Guarantee.